• Club Noir
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  • Gathering together the most hedonistic, fun, friendly people in
    Scotland - and that's just the audience. Dress up. Cast off your inhibitions.


    We are experienced event organisers and talent agency. Curating events since 2003.
    We bring an unrivalled magical experience to your event. Leave it in our safe, experienced and creative hands and you’ll have an event that will run smoothly and be raved about for years afterwards.

    We’ve produced events for the likes of Scottish Opera, Wonderbra, Chinawhites, MTV, The List magazine, VisitScotland, Glasgow International Comedy Festival, Glasgow Film Theatre, National Theatre of Scotland and T in the Park.

    For enquiries on any of this please email sarah@clubnoir.co.uk


    We have experience on all the following.
    Talent Agency - see full info below
    Themed Events - see full info below
    Talent Management
    Party Planning
    Cabaret and Burlesque Shows
    Music Festivals
    Fringe Festival events
    Dinner Entertainment
    Supper Clubs
    Film Screenings
    Music gigs
    Convention stalls
    Information stalls
    Animal welfare events
    Venue scouting
    Guest and Customer Liaison
    Student Events
    Foreign Events and Tours. We’ve travelled from London to Siberia
    Singles Gatherings
    Comedy Gigs
    Brand Promotion
    Variety Shows
    Vintage events
    Photo Shoots
    Guinness World Records
    Personalised Tours of Glasgow, Edinburgh, Stirling.
    Client Entertaining
    Print design - posters, leaflets, etc
    Fashion Shows


    For over a decade we have been dreaming up new themes for each and every event. Masked balls. 1920s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s. Victorian. Carnival. Scotland. New York. Paris. Venice, London. America. Olympics and Commonwealth Games. The Movies. Opera. Summer. Exotica. Christmas. Valentines. Birthdays. Weddings. Anniversaries and Engagements. New Year’s Eve/Hogmanay. Halloween. Gay. Vintage. Birthdays. Challenge us with new themes – we love it.


    We have a wealth of diverse talent.

    STAGE ENTERTAINERS - Comperes. Dancers. Showgirls. Burlesque Stripteasers. Male Stripteasers. Gay Acts. Ballet Dancers. Cancan. Tassel Twirlers. Break Dancers. Fire. Angle Grinders. Stilt Walkers. Singers. Comedians, Circus. Acrobats. Jugglers. Impersonators. Magicians. Escapologists. Drag Queens. Drag Kings. Whipcrackers. Knife throwers. Aerial. Pole dance. Santas.

    MEET AND GREET ENTERTAINERS - Walkabout performers and characters are a particularly dazzling and cost-effective way to add charm and a wow factor to your event. They don’t need staging, lights, and all the other factors (hassles!) of putting on a show. They can mingle with your guests to make them feel welcome and special. Walkabouts can be entertaining or helpful or both. Beautiful men and women. Girls jumping out of a cake. Pin-Ups Parlour. Roulette. Hosts. Fundraisers. Dwarves. Balloon modelers. Cigarette girls. Magicians. Waiting staff. Fairy Godmother. Door staff. Singing waiters. Plus lots more.

    MUSIC – DJs, musicians, singers, bands, bagpipers, opera.

    CREATIVES – Models. Photographers. VJs. Pyrotechnics. Special effects. Balloon drops.

    PRACTICAL STAFF – Event organisers. Runners. Stage managers. Sound engineers. Lighting directors.

    BACKGROUND STAFF - Costume makers. Prop makers. Hair and makeup.

    ON-SCREEN – Extras. Featured extras. Voice-overs. Performers. Actors.

    FILMING - You might want to film your event or make a promotional video; we can do both. Our team have worked on some of the world's iconic brands to include Kellogg's, British Rail, Heineken, Tesco and Mars. We've worked with The England Football Squad and comedy royalty like Tommy Cooper plus many more. And proud to have an ad in the top 100 best TV commercials ever.

    For queries and quotes email sarah@clubnoir.co.uk. We look forward to working with you.


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